Jewelry Thieves Fail... Miserably.

(Fail)

Here we go again with the foolishness.
These mallet wielding jewelry thieves, in their Daft Punk inspired disguises, made a cinematic motorcycle entry (did I see a Vespa?) that ended in one giant fail.
Now, anyone with common sense could have pointed out the flaws in this unsuccessful robbery attempt, but lets be honest; all acts of thievery are dumb. Period. 
There is just never a good enough reason to risk prison time by way of swiping a few jewels that don't belong to you. Especially when you end up getting chased out of a jewelry store by a group of middle aged men and a fire extinguisher. Check out the video inside.
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Dunce Cap Awards: Foiled Robbery Attempt

Once upon a time, fearsome pirates would take to the sea and capture booty by force with swords and canons. Unsuspecting seamen didn't stand a chance.
Fast forward to today, these geniuses are trying to rob jewelry stores with a brick and a prayer.
Unfortunately some guy in Hollywood failed to realize that today's jewelers are packing heat to protect their booty.
See how this masked marauder managed to grab a handful of jewels and catch a bullet all in one day.
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