Showing posts with label Fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fail. Show all posts

Monday, April 9, 2012

How To Avoid Purchasing Garbage Jewelry by Jason Arasheben

Jason Arasheben- CEO Jason of Beverly Hills
"I know diamonds and I understand quality". 
This is something that I hear from clients on a regular basis. The fact of the matter is, most people don't know shit about diamond quality. They're simply trying to impress their jeweler, only to be made fun of as soon as they walk out the store. A common misconception that you can tell a diamonds clarity without a jewelers loop, or with the naked eye, is about as logical as saying that you can tell if a girl is a virgin just by looking at her-- IMPOSSIBLE and downright ignorant.
I'll save you the trouble of having to go to jewelers school and give you some tell-tail signs of shit quality jewels. At the very least, it'll allow you to sound more intelligent when your speaking to your jeweler.
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Friday, February 11, 2011

BAD Valentines Day Gifts

3 whole days and counting until Valentine's Day. Your "love interest" needs a gift. The intent is there, now for the follow through. 
Don't play yourself. 
The following gifts are not gonna make it this year. 

(TRY AGAIN)


Sunday, May 9, 2010

Faisal the Jeweler???

Well here's an interesting bit of news.
Before New York car bomb suspect, Faisal Shahzad, made his failed attempt at blowing up Time Square, he apparently was looking to stack his chips by seeking a job at a jewelry store. *insert laughter*

After returning from a five-month trip to Pakistan, Shahzad made three calls to a Connecticut jewelry store seeking the same menial $10-an-hour job he held in his college days.

In February, a polite Shahzad called Sylvia Lee at Dynasty Jewelry about a job and then made two followup calls and thanked her, even after she turned him away.

"It was very strange, but I remembered him," said Lee, owner of the New Haven shop. "I told him we were very slow and didn't have any job opportunities open.

"I was so surprised to hear from him."

Could you imagine the guy that sold you your engagement ring trying to blow up Time Square? And ten bucks an hour? That doesn't buy you alot of fertilizer and fireworks my friend. And no, we're not hiring either.
It didn't help that reportedly the poor bastard wasn't too bright. For my country's sake, I'm glad your plan was foiled.

You officially put the "FAIL" in Faisal. ~vK