Wednesday, November 4, 2009

In Other News: Johnny "Dangerous" Turns Himself In

In today's "What were you thinking?" news, The aptly dubbed Jonathan "Johnny Dangerous" Ajar has surfaced and is now in police custody.

The final suspect and ring leader of the Hollywood Burglar Bunch (a group of celebrity obsessed teenagers who made headlines last month after allegedly burglarizing the homes of a number of Hollywood A-listers) turned himself in to the authorities this afternoon. Ajar reportedly had an extensive history of no-no's under his belt prior to being charged with the string of thefts including drug and fire arms possession. He was recently reported armed and dangerous by local police.

The bling bandits raided the homes of Paris Hilton, Megan Fox, Orlando Bloom, Lindsay Lohan among others and
almost got away with close to 3 million dollars and a hefty amount of inventory:

  • a Cartier watch with diamonds
  • a Montblanc watch
  • countless gold, silver, diamond and sapphire rings, necklaces and earrings
  • wedding band sets
  • a bag of loose diamonds totaling 42.94 karats
  • an Apple laptop
  • a BlackBerry and an LG cell phone
  • purses from Marc Jacobs, Chanel, Louis Vuitton and Herm├Ęs
  • True Religion jeans
  • Paris Hilton-branded perfume
  • Gucci eyeglasses
  • Chanel perfume
  • various designer cosmetics

Here's a video that was released on of Ajar before he turned himself in.

I suppose Ajar and his crew of flunkies have learned nothing from Scruff McGruff ~vK

("Hollywood Burglar Bunch" in action)

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